A Cooked Sushi?

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 506 - The Rhinitis Revelation

Trying Something New?

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 506 - The Rhinitis Revelation

Are you up in trying something new? Well, let's see what Sheldon think about it.

$5000 Loan

I found this story on Facebook and thought would be interesting enough for u guys to read it. So, I re-post it here.

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the India for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multi-millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?” The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

P/s - $15.41 for 2 weeks but still, all those paperworks. Hmm. :)

He Is So "What" In Whatever

Source - Awkward - 102 - Knocker Nightmare 

So gonna use this quote. Hehe.

Computer Says No!

Source - Little Britain USA - 101 - Episode 1

Meet Carol Beer.

  

Carol is a permanently bored and extremely unhelpful woman who works at various jobs requiring the use of a computer, such as a bank clerk, travel agent and hospital receptionist. Upon being approached by a customer with a very reasonable request, she will type this in to her computer and, upon discovering the request cannot be met, she will respond with a bored "computer says no." She is unwilling to use any human reason or common sense to help her customers, and will then cough at them to make them leave.

Opposite to Carol, during my job, I will try my very best to help any customer regarding their technical issue, with any possible mean that I have at that point. However, there are still some people which don't understand and straight away accuse that I didn't do my job properly. At that particular moment, I wish I can switch on my 'Carol' mode, and say to his face, COMPUTER SAYS NO! Haih~

The Four Stages Of An Actor's Life

 Source - Hot in Cleveland - 222 - Elka's Big Day

Victoria Chase is expressing her resentment about her acting life. From a nationwide, to just a local celebrity at Cleveland.  

Arrogant People, We Don't Like You.

Arrogant people, please remember that you are not always right and the world is not only about you. Please adjust yourself and be more humble and acceptive.

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Don't Eat The Cheaaken!

Have you guys read my post about Krappi Kall on my other blog? If not, you can just click here. I couldn't help myself but to post one of my favorites here. I bet you guys will laugh your ass off! This one is a very LOL one I tell you. Just hit the play button below:-

Exhausted

Who knows, sleeping two to three hours during the fasting month can be so exhausted. So guys, avoid too much sleeping. Be active, but not too active though, or the outcome will be the same. 

Tips of the day. :)

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Hi There!

I'm actually trying to blog from mobile. Hehe. By the way, happy fasting to all my muslim friends and readers. May we able to find more benefits in this Ramadan than before.

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Super Street Fighter IV

Introducing, my new addiction, Street Fighter 4!

It is one of the first arcade game that I used to play with my siblings back when I was in primary school. Back then, the game was in 2D and the graphic was not as excellent as today. The Ultra and Super combo attacks  were also in one direction only.  The characters were also not as diverse.

In Super Street Fighter IV, there are more than 30 characters available. For me, Chun Li, Ryu and Rose are still my top favorites. However, there are also some underdog characters that have massive combo attacks such as Yin, Yang and also Juri.

 

The best thing about SSF IV is the Ultra Combo attack. Memang kaww tak hengat! See the video below:-

Good News, Everyone!

Read more about Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth a.k.a. Professor "Good News, Everyone!" here.

Pop Quiz

Well then, are you a pervert?

Larceny

Source - Futurama - 617 - Law and Oracle

Type: Noun

Definition:-

• The act of taking something from someone unlawfully

Synonyms:-

• stealing
• theft
• thievery
• thieving

The Three Ds

It took me more that 15 minutes  just to adjust the position and the size of the picture. The new blogger's 'insert image' format has some cons there. I was unable to re-size the picture with a custom width x height. Anyway, I'm not here to babble about blogger's new features. I'm here to talk about my two nephews and niece. 

Introducing, the Three Ds! They are Wan Muhammad Darwish (9), Wan Nur Diyanah (6) and the youngest one, Wan Muhammad Darimi (3). You guys want to know more about them? Keep on reading then. I actually have the pleasure of them answering several questions for you guys.

Who are you and what do you do?

Darwish: You can call me Darwish. I'm 9 years old, what do you think I'm doing? I'm a primary school student of course.

Diyanah: I am Princess Diyanah.

Darimi: Bubby!

What work do you most enjoying doing?

Darwish: Err.. Playing games. Watching cartoons, Ben 10 mostly.

Diyanah: Sleeping? Opps. My bad. I'm a princess. Of course the most enjoying thing that I've done is.. err.. giving back to the society. Yeah, charity work.

Darimi: Bubby! Bubby!

What's your scariest experience?

Darwish: Having had to battle with  the horrifying zombies in Plant Vs Zombies games.

Diyanah: Homaigad! There was one time, I saw a cockroach when I was in the bathroom. It was the scariest moment eva (in diva mode)!. Someone please clean the bathroom please?!

Darimi: Bubby?

What makes you angry?

Darwish: The pigs in the Angry Birds game? They are really annoying and always pissed me off.

Diyanah: Again, I'm a princess. You see. I cannot get angry. Hehe. Can someone clean the bathroom?! How many time I have to yell?! Homaigad! (Errr???)

Darimi: Bubby.

What superpower would you have and why? And Darimi, please don't just answer 'Bubby'. It's getting annoying.

Darwish: I want the Ben 10's Omnitrix. Is it count as superpower? Hehe! I want to have the powers of the aliens!

Diyanah: The power to turn an ugly face like yours to a beautiful one. Should I tell why? (Errr?)

Darimi: Bubby! Bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby bubby. Nah.

Professionally, what's your goal?

Darwish: Manchester United?

Diyanah: What kind of question is that? I'm a lady!

Darimi: Stop asking us lame question. It's getting ridiculous.

Err.. That's all for now. Suddenly the three of them wanted to go to the toilet at the same time. 

P/s - Dialogue is merely a false representation and not related to  the actual event. And why was Darimi keep answering 'Bubby'? Go watch 'Diary of A Wimpy Kid'.  Hehe!