A Cooked Sushi?

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 506 - The Rhinitis Revelation

$5000 Loan

I found this story on Facebook and thought would be interesting enough for u guys to read it. So, I re-post it here.

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the India for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multi-millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?” The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

P/s - $15.41 for 2 weeks but still, all those paperworks. Hmm. :)

The Four Stages Of An Actor's Life

 Source - Hot in Cleveland - 222 - Elka's Big Day

Victoria Chase is expressing her resentment about her acting life. From a nationwide, to just a local celebrity at Cleveland.  

Arrogant People, We Don't Like You.

Arrogant people, please remember that you are not always right and the world is not only about you. Please adjust yourself and be more humble and acceptive.

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Don't Eat The Cheaaken!

Have you guys read my post about Krappi Kall on my other blog? If not, you can just click here. I couldn't help myself but to post one of my favorites here. I bet you guys will laugh your ass off! This one is a very LOL one I tell you. Just hit the play button below:-

Pop Quiz

Well then, are you a pervert?

The Most Important Item In Your Make Up Bag

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 424 - The Roommate Transmogrification

Girls, get your pen and paper as you might need to write this down (as if). 

According to Tyra Banks, yep, the real Tyra Banks, the most important item in your make up bag is not your lipstick, neither your foundation, nor your lip-gloss nor your mascara but, it is, a good night's sleep!!  

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When Someone Is Consistently Angry

Source - South Park - 1504 - T.M.I.

So guys, be cool, Don't get emo too much. Hahahaha!

P/s  - This is for fun alright. :)


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If u kill a starfish

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 411 - The Justice League Recombination

Starfish do regenerate, but it doesn't mean that it will come back to life after it have died due to dehydration for example. LOL!

"Gettin’ down on Friday"

This post is pertaining to Rebecca Black's song entitled, Friday.

As what is written in Yahoo News, apparently awful is the new great. Haha! It's like Fran Fine from The Nanny yang nyanyi. LOL~ Anyhow, lagu nih catchy gak! Dah 6.4m++ viewers kot!

I wrote the above status on my Facebook on 16th of March 2011. The number of views on YouTube at that time was about 6.4 million ++.

And you guys know what, the total views is increasing DRAMATICALLY as in just two weeks, the number turns to 60,475,298.

Yeah, the video clip and the lyrics are disastrous. I'm not really a fan of her but, RB might become the next JB. Even Simon Cowell want to meet her,

I want to meet her. Anyone who can create this much controversy within a week, I want to meet. I love people like that

I have to warn you guys. The melody is addicting! Once you listen the complete song, I bet you wanna hear it again on the next day, even in your heart you kinda hate it.

I have been listening to her song more than 20 times (seroiusly!). Despite of all the negative comments on YouTube, I wish you all the best RB!!

Read more about this controversial song here.

P/s: Found this in twitter: " Rebecca Black must hate movie theaters. So many damn seats." LOL!

If you type "Google" into Google...

Source - The IT Crowd - 205 - Smoke and Mirrors

LOL! Poor Jen though. She got played by Moss and Roy. Anyway, have you guys try it? Typing "Google" into Google. But be careful, you might crash the internet. :p

This Is Better Than GLEE

It's official... at least by me. Community is so much better than Glee. They are both TV comedy series but I find it's much worth to watch every episode of Community.

Glee is for err... Gleek? :p

Enjoy some of the best clips from Community here:-

Introducing, Raj Koothrappali!

Read more here.

Oh Snap!!

Strike the pose! :p

Also can be used for:-

• W.E! (Whatever!)
• N.I! (Not interested!)

Just for fun.

Watching TV Can Save The World

... as what being said by Fry in Futurama. :p

Futurama

Oh why on earth they cancelled the show? Futurama is 100 times better than The Simpsons. I fully recommend you guys to watch this cartoon. Jokes from Bender the Robot is hilarious! "Kiss my shiny metal ass!". :p

Procrastinate from procrastinating :p

I was in the middle of doing some online research and I spent some time, well, to be exact, procrastinating by doing some Facebook Quiz and I found this interesting one entitled: How Much You Procrastinate?

Well, guest what? The result that I got: ADDICT! Hahahaha! Here is the description:-

You're HORRIBLE with your time! You're like me! You should be writing this quiz instead of studying for YOUR exam! You even procrastinate from procrastinating! You barely ever finish anything and when you do, it's usually a few hours before it's due, sometimes, even a few hours before your extension of your extension. You're on facebook or some other site about 99% of the time you spend online when you KNOW you should be finishing that project that's due the next day. Sometimes, you even procrastinate for the sake of procrastinating.

I have to admit. It is true actually. I tend to procrastinate at most of the time, especially when doing some reading or online research. :p

Okay. Have to get back to work or otherwise I will be considered as procrastinate from procrastinating. LMAO!

Nauseous or Nauseated?

Nauseous

• type: adj
• synonyms - queasy, sick, loathsome
  
• Causing or able to cause nausea
• Feeling nausea; feeling about to vomit

Nauseated

• type 1: adj
• Feeling nausea; feeling about to vomit

• type 2: verb
• synonyms - disgusted, churned up, revolted, sickened,
  
• Upset and make nauseated
• Cause aversion in; offend the moral sense of