me and my brOken engLish: Quotable Quotes

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

A Cooked Sushi?

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 506 - The Rhinitis Revelation

Trying Something New?

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 506 - The Rhinitis Revelation

Are you up in trying something new? Well, let's see what Sheldon think about it.

Friday, September 9, 2011

He Is So "What" In Whatever

Source - Awkward - 102 - Knocker Nightmare

So gonna use this quote. Hehe.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Computer Says No!

Source - Little Britain USA - 101 - Episode 1

Meet Carol Beer.

Carol is a permanently bored and extremely unhelpful woman who works at various jobs requiring the use of a computer, such as a bank clerk, travel agent and hospital receptionist. Upon being approached by a customer with a very reasonable request, she will type this in to her computer and, upon discovering the request cannot be met, she will respond with a bored "computer says no." She is unwilling to use any human reason or common sense to help her customers, and will then cough at them to make them leave.

Opposite to Carol, during my job, I will try my very best to help any customer regarding their technical issue, with any possible mean that I have at that point. However, there are still some people which don't understand and straight away accuse that I didn't do my job properly. At that particular moment, I wish I can switch on my 'Carol' mode, and say to his face, COMPUTER SAYS NO! Haih~

Sunday, September 4, 2011

The Four Stages Of An Actor's Life

Source - Hot in Cleveland - 222 - Elka's Big Day

Victoria Chase is expressing her resentment about her acting life. From a nationwide, to just a local celebrity at Cleveland.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Arrogant People, We Don't Like You.

Arrogant people, please remember that you are not always right and the world is not only about you. Please adjust yourself and be more humble and acceptive.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Good News, Everyone!

Read more about Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth a.k.a. Professor "Good News, Everyone!" here.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Most Important Item In Your Make Up Bag

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 424 - The Roommate Transmogrification

Girls, get your pen and paper as you might need to write this down (as if).

According to Tyra Banks, yep, the real Tyra Banks, the most important item in your make up bag is not your lipstick, neither your foundation, nor your lip-gloss nor your mascara but, it is, a good night's sleep!!

Annoying Guy

People can be so annoying and sometime, without they realizing it. So, what to do? Just be as annoying to that guy, until he lose it. An annoying guy can only be taken care of using extremely annoying measures.

Friday, May 20, 2011

When Someone Is Consistently Angry

Source - South Park - 1504 - T.M.I.

So guys, be cool, Don't get emo too much. Hahahaha!

P/s - This is for fun alright. :)

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

If u kill a starfish

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 411 - The Justice League Recombination

Starfish do regenerate, but it doesn't mean that it will come back to life after it have died due to dehydration for example. LOL!

Monday, March 28, 2011

To Cry Wolf

Source - Pretty Little Liars - 118 - The Bad Seed

The Boy Who Cried Wolf, is one of Aesop's Fables. From it is derived the English idiom 'to cry wolf', meaning to give a false alarm.

Monday, March 7, 2011

What Is This Nonsense?

Source - Outsourced - 116 - Take This Punjab and Shove It

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Heed

Source - The Gates - 107 - Digging the Dirt

Type: Verb/Noun

Definition:

1) Verb - Pay close attention to; give heed to "Heed the advice of the old men"

2) Noun - Paying particular notice (as to children or helpless people) "He spends without heed to the consequences"

Synonyms:-