LOL! Poor Jen though. She got played by Moss and Roy. Anyway, have you guys try it? Typing "Google" into Google. But be careful, you might crash the internet. :p
Epilepsy could cause chronic pain if it spreads to the sensory region of the brain, then rewires the pain neurons. Usually the seizures caused can be detected by EEG but difficult to if it is located at a place too deep in the brain, like the area that controls the muscles supporting the... testicles.
Always try the basic troubleshooting first as described above. If you are like Brittany (see picture below), then, errr... I don't know. Flush your face into the toilet bowl? :p